If my body were a motorcycle

WildHorse · Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:15 am Post subject: If my body were a motorcycle

If my body were a motorcycle, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... but that's not the worst of it.. My headlight is out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires !
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LilNinja · Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:21 am Post subject:

Too cute and true!!!!

Wachee · Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:42 am Post subject:

LOL

True dat', True dat!!

If I were a motorcycle I would be an antique and even though I have some miles on me I am worth more now than 20+ years ago!!

My backfiring just adds to my charm Very Happy

(ask LilNinja she works in an enclosed area with me Shocked

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JenVroom · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:23 pm Post subject:

i'M having a great time reading all these humorous entries. My husband went to the packer play off game (yes, i was invited, but i didn't want to freeze)...so when he called, i told him I'm having fun on the SIS forums.

All of these entries are hilarious, though.
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LilNinja · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:51 pm Post subject:

I am glad you dug this one up JenVroom.....I just traded in for a new model (not year wise, but size wise) and now I am working on a paint scheme. I have had a couple ideas, but I guess we'll have to wait and see what I am going to do now!